Posts tagged caligula
Caligula the Great
Let them fear as long as they respect
Maybe that’s why Caligula went crazy.
I AM THE PICTURE OF PERFECT MENTAL HEALTH GODDAMN IT! WHO MADE THIS?
I have returned from Olympus.
Talking with the other gods, of course.
(ooc: Play along with it, guys. He thinks he’s a god. Don’t contradict him. In a few hours the delusion should “pass.”)
what?!
Someone get me an ipod now. I demand it!
(Source: rememberedpast)
if anyone ever turns ME into a pok-e-mon i will personally spear them thru the anus.
(Source: xmrxcx)
And the sybill said, ‘Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus, god of the Britons, one-time emperor of the Roman world, fear not, for some day, your life shall be a BBC series.’
And Claudius did thus kill Britons
And all was well in the world
Lame! His life didn’t become a porn!
(via napoleoncaesarparte)
Drusilla is a hottie. I believe it.
You should have seen her! That’s why I made her a goddess!
Marilyn MonWHO? lol
I’m pissed about someone knocking the nose off my statue
Why is the nose the first thing to fall off these busts?!
Modern people will never see how hot my sister (or me) was(/were)!
My sister Drusilla.
She was such a SILF!
