Caligula the Great

now my writer wants to go back to her "serious" characters

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 19:31:15 -0400

may she rot in Hell!

I seek a way to resurrection

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:31:16 -0400

and upon my return I will overtake all of the world’s current rulers and be leader once again.

Prepare for the return of Emperor Caligula!

I'm back!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:25:05 -0400

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.

Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Oh? Do tell.

FIRE! (and murdering the puppeteers)

Disappointing. I hoped for better.

What is better than fire and murder?

You cannot even conceive of it? Tsk, tsk, Little Boots.

Then add sex to the mix. That would make it better.

K-E-R-M-I-T.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:23:29 -0400

Despite your spelling that accursed name I will answer.

K- Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

E- I have no holes in my ears. Why do you ask this, corpse!

R- 10 curiosities. I am too tired for this one right now. Later, cadaver!

M- Forgive betrayal? What? Why? NEVER.

I- Last time I felt jealous and why: when my sister was fucking a manwhore. It’s OBVIOUS why I would be jealous!

T- 5 things I love unconditionally. 1) sex 2) wine 3)Incitatus 4)orgies 5)power

Little Boots, you must stop this mindless banter.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:15:02 -0400

My banter is NEVER mindless!!!! You KNOW THIS!!!

I'm back!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:13:03 -0400

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.

Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Oh? Do tell.

FIRE! (and murdering the puppeteers)

Disappointing. I hoped for better.

What is better than fire and murder?

I'm back!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:10:38 -0400

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.

Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Oh? Do tell.

FIRE! (and murdering the puppeteers)

butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the...

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:07:56 -0400

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

twopartscrook: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I...

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:06:05 -0400

twopartscrook:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

Questions, anyone? I am feeling indulgent.

I'm back!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:02:41 -0400

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.

Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

I'm back!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:56:18 -0400

twopartscrook:

Not for long.

Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

augustuspater started following you

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:54:55 -0400

Greetings humble servant!

I'm back!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:51:55 -0400

themissmarilynmonroe started following you landoftheninguen started following you More wise...

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 21:13:30 -0400

themissmarilynmonroe started following you
landoftheninguen started following you

More wise servants! Greetings!

bahahhahahahhahahah Ghandi oh wipes away tear

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:05:05 -0400

bahahhahahahhahahah

Ghandi

*wipes away tear*

Evidently my Little Bootsie does not approve of The Muppets.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:45:52 -0400

twopartscrook:

The string of defects following him may never cease. At the very least, I have discovered a suitable repellent.

I will find and burn each of these “Muppet” demons!

caesarindacoloseum started following you Greetings, ghost! At last we meet!

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:38:03 -0400

caesarindacoloseum started following you

Greetings, ghost! At last we meet!

twopartscrook: These, Little Boots, are Muppets. They take many...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:35:58 -0400

twopartscrook:

These, Little Boots, are Muppets. They take many forms and are a great source of amusement.

what…is….how….the colors! *screams*

I've an Emperor-God leaping on boxes to amuse me.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:27:11 -0400

twopartscrook:

With the addition of Muppets, this evening shall be perfect.

Before I order your execution…what the hell is a “Muppet”?

My.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:19:21 -0400

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat started following you

Greetings King Ardost. I see you are already bowing. (cracks up because he finds himself hilarious)

Only to look upon your namesake. Bootsie, isn’t it?

Emperor Bootsie! I am also a god. You may stare in awe.

And stare I would, if there was any awe to be inspired by one of your stature.

The foolish hunchback…thing mocks me! You smell funny. Like a corpse. Once there was a corpse left at my dinner table for a long time after we killed it. That is how you smell.

And still I inspire more awe than you do. Perhaps you will be more impressive, if you procure a box to stand upon.

Caligula the Great

now my writer wants to go back to her "serious" characters

I seek a way to resurrection

I'm back!

K-E-R-M-I-T.

Little Boots, you must stop this mindless banter.

I'm back!

I'm back!

butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the...

twopartscrook: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I...

I'm back!

I'm back!

augustuspater started following you

I'm back!

themissmarilynmonroe started following you landoftheninguen started following you More wise...

bahahhahahahhahahah Ghandi oh *wipes away tear*

Evidently my Little Bootsie does not approve of The Muppets.

caesarindacoloseum started following you Greetings, ghost! At last we meet!

twopartscrook: These, Little Boots, are Muppets. They take many...

I've an Emperor-God leaping on boxes to amuse me.

My.

bahahhahahahhahahah Ghandi oh wipes away tear