April 2012
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now my writer wants to go back to her "serious"...
may she rot in Hell!
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I seek a way to resurrection
and upon my return I will overtake all of the world’s current rulers and be leader once again.
Prepare for the return of Emperor Caligula!
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I'm back!
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
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caligulathegreat:
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caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the...
twopartscrook asked: K-E-R-M-I-T.
augustuspater-deactivated201207 asked: Little Boots, you must stop this mindless banter.
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I'm back!
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with...
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I'm back!
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me...
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butthorn:
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
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I'm back!
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my...
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I'm back!
twopartscrook:
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
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augustuspater started following you
Greetings humble servant!
I'm back!
March 2012
35 posts
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themissmarilynmonroe started following you
landoftheninguen started following you
More wise servants! Greetings!
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Evidently my Little Bootsie does not approve of...
twopartscrook:
The string of defects following him may never cease. At the very least, I have discovered a suitable repellent.
I will find and burn each of these “Muppet” demons!
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caesarindacoloseum started following you
Greetings, ghost! At last we meet!
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I've an Emperor-God leaping on boxes to amuse me.
twopartscrook:
With the addition of Muppets, this evening shall be perfect.
Before I order your execution…what the hell is a “Muppet”?
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twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
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caligulathegreat started following you
Greetings King Ardost. I see you are already bowing. (cracks up because he finds himself hilarious)
Only to look upon your namesake. Bootsie, isn’t it?
Emperor Bootsie! I am also a god. You may stare in awe.
And stare I...
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My.
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
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caligulathegreat started following you
Greetings King Ardost. I see you are already bowing. (cracks up because he finds himself hilarious)
Only to look upon your namesake. Bootsie, isn’t it?
Emperor Bootsie! I am also a god. You may stare in awe.
And stare I would, if there was any awe to be...
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My.
twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat:
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caligulathegreat started following you
Greetings King Ardost. I see you are already bowing. (cracks up because he finds himself hilarious)
Only to look upon your namesake. Bootsie, isn’t it?
Emperor Bootsie! I am also a god. You may stare in awe.
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hornblower24601 replied to your post: I have returned from Olympus.
Might I inquire as to which particular divinities you were conversing with today?
Mostly to my father Jupiter about the state of the mortal world.
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twopartscrook:
caligulathegreat started following you
Greetings King Ardost. I see you are already bowing. (cracks up because he finds himself hilarious)
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the-blue-angels replied to your post: I have returned from Olympus.
wh
“wh?”
do you “wh” at me?
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I have returned from Olympus.
Talking with the other gods, of course.
(ooc: Play along with it, guys. He thinks he’s a god. Don’t contradict him. In a few hours the delusion should “pass.”)
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hornblower24601 started following you
you are invited to the orgy as well! bring your whores!
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To All the New People Who Are Wise and Followed...
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napoleon--bonaparte started following you
o well look who’s here!
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billigula started following you
greetings wise servant!
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Behold! My horse Incitatus has returned! Bow now...
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When did Alexander the Great, Marilyn Monroe, and...
fapoleon-bonerparte:
soon as I DECIDED to! i’m emperor, i’ll do what i want!
<3, Bootsie
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wallflora answered your question: Why is the nose the first thing to fall off these busts?!
Drusilla is a hottie. I believe it.
You should have seen her! That’s why I made her a goddess!
Marilyn MonWHO? lol
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I'm pissed about someone knocking the nose off my...
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wallflora started following you
greetings servant!
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
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Why is the nose the first thing to fall off these...
Modern people will never see how hot my sister (or me) was(/were)!
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
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Bow to Caligula!
