Caligula the Great

Let them fear as long as they respect

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I’m back!

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.


Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir?  He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Oh? Do tell.

FIRE!  (and murdering the puppeteers)

Disappointing. I hoped for better.

What is better than fire and murder?

You cannot even conceive of it? Tsk, tsk, Little Boots.

Then add sex to the mix. That would make it better.

Filed under twopartscrook

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twopartscrook asked: K-E-R-M-I-T.

Despite your spelling that accursed name I will answer.

K- Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

E- I have no holes in my ears. Why do you ask this, corpse!

R- 10 curiosities. I am too tired for this one right now. Later, cadaver!

M- Forgive betrayal? What? Why? NEVER.

I- Last time I felt jealous and why: when my sister was fucking a manwhore. It’s OBVIOUS why I would be jealous!

T- 5 things I love unconditionally. 1) sex 2) wine 3)Incitatus 4)orgies 5)power

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augustuspater-deactivated201207 asked: Little Boots, you must stop this mindless banter.

My banter is NEVER mindless!!!! You KNOW THIS!!!

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I’m back!

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.


Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir?  He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Oh? Do tell.

FIRE!  (and murdering the puppeteers)

Disappointing. I hoped for better.

What is better than fire and murder?

Filed under twopartscrook

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I’m back!

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.


Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir?  He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Oh? Do tell.

FIRE!  (and murdering the puppeteers)

Filed under twopartscrook ((they love us so much))

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twopartscrook:


A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.H - The last person I hugged.I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.J - How old I am.K- What my full name is.L - If I have siblings.M - If I forgive betrayal.N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.O - If I like my school.P - What kind of music I like.Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.S - 2 habits.T- 5 things I love unconditionally.U - How many texts I send daily.V - 3 big dreams.W - An idol.X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.Y - If I like my town and why.Z - Ask any question you want.

Questions, anyone? I am feeling indulgent.

twopartscrook:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
- If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
- The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
- How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
- If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

Questions, anyone? I am feeling indulgent.

Filed under asks ((do it!))

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I’m back!

twopartscrook:

caligulathegreat:

twopartscrook:

Not for long.


Do you threaten me, sir!

I am not afraid of your muppet demons!

Are you threatened, sir?  He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”

My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!

Filed under twopartscrook (he called me crazed wench. what a charmer)