now my writer wants to go back to her “serious” characters
may she rot in Hell!
Caligula the Great
Let them fear as long as they respect
I seek a way to resurrection
and upon my return I will overtake all of the world’s current rulers and be leader once again.
Prepare for the return of Emperor Caligula!
I’m back!
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!
Oh? Do tell.
FIRE! (and murdering the puppeteers)
Disappointing. I hoped for better.
What is better than fire and murder?
You cannot even conceive of it? Tsk, tsk, Little Boots.
Then add sex to the mix. That would make it better.
twopartscrook asked:
K-E-R-M-I-T.
Despite your spelling that accursed name I will answer.
K- Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
E- I have no holes in my ears. Why do you ask this, corpse!
R- 10 curiosities. I am too tired for this one right now. Later, cadaver!
M- Forgive betrayal? What? Why? NEVER.
I- Last time I felt jealous and why: when my sister was fucking a manwhore. It’s OBVIOUS why I would be jealous!
T- 5 things I love unconditionally. 1) sex 2) wine 3)Incitatus 4)orgies 5)power
augustuspater-deactivated201207 asked:
Little Boots, you must stop this mindless banter.
My banter is NEVER mindless!!!! You KNOW THIS!!!
I’m back!
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!
Oh? Do tell.
FIRE! (and murdering the puppeteers)
Disappointing. I hoped for better.
What is better than fire and murder?
I’m back!
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!
Oh? Do tell.
FIRE! (and murdering the puppeteers)
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
(via napoleon--bonaparte)
A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.Questions, anyone? I am feeling indulgent.
I’m back!
Not for long.
Do you threaten me, sir!
I am not afraid of your muppet demons!
Are you threatened, sir? He grins. “Is that why I have not heard your boasts since you were first exposed to my “Muppet-demons?”
My writer, the crazed wench, has been too busy with her “serious” characters to give me voice to boast. But in my absence I have learned much about these hell-muppets and now know their weakness!
